{"id":7821,"date":"2002-09-20T17:33:44","date_gmt":"2002-09-20T17:33:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/streettech.dreamhosters.com\/?p=7821"},"modified":"2002-09-20T17:33:44","modified_gmt":"2002-09-20T17:33:44","slug":"st-web-guru-nearly-butted-by-goat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=7821","title":{"rendered":"ST Web Guru Nearly &#8220;Butted&#8221; By Goat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a strange altercation that authorities are still trying to understand, Tim Tate, webmaster of the insanely popular website Street Tech, was nearly killed by a mountain goat this Saturday. Apparently Mr. Tate was attempting to involve the animal in some sort of bizarre pagan ritual and the goat didn&#8217;t take kindly to Mr. Tate&#8217;s advances. &#8220;He was always such a nice, quiet fellow,&#8221; said Gareth Branwyn, the cybernetic organism that runs the website. &#8220;I can&#8217;t imagine him being involved in anything like this. Last I heard, he was very involved in helping the Girl Scouts sell cookies.&#8221; Mr. Tate is currently in the hospital recovering from his injuries.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a strange altercation that authorities are still trying to understand, Tim Tate, webmaster of the insanely popular website Street Tech, was nearly killed by a mountain goat this Saturday. Apparently Mr. Tate was attempting to involve the animal in some sort of bizarre pagan ritual and the goat didn&#8217;t take kindly to Mr. Tate&#8217;s &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=7821\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;ST Web Guru Nearly &#8220;Butted&#8221; By Goat&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7821","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7821","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7821"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7821\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7821"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7821"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7821"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}