{"id":7842,"date":"2002-10-23T14:41:46","date_gmt":"2002-10-23T14:41:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/streettech.dreamhosters.com\/?p=7842"},"modified":"2002-10-23T14:41:46","modified_gmt":"2002-10-23T14:41:46","slug":"mmm-beer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=7842","title":{"rendered":"Mmm. Beer."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I know, it&#8217;s bad to reward spam, <img decoding=\"async\" valign=top align=left width63 height=184 src=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/storypics\/simpsonsbeer1.jpg\" align=\"right\">but when this arrived in my email, I actually thought &#8220;this might be the first time I actually buy a product from unsolicited email.&#8221; This is the Homer Simpson talking beer opener, which says &#8220;Mmmm. Beer,&#8221; and more, whenever you crack open a cold one. You can hear Homie drooling over a Duff by clicking <a href=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/storypics\/simpsonbeer.wav\">here<\/a> (.wav file). While I won&#8217;t reward the original spammer, I&#8217;ve found the opener elsewhere for around $9. Go to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.breworganic.com\/Catalog\/new_products.htm\">BrewOrganic<\/a> for yours.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I know, it&#8217;s bad to reward spam, but when this arrived in my email, I actually thought &#8220;this might be the first time I actually buy a product from unsolicited email.&#8221; This is the Homer Simpson talking beer opener, which says &#8220;Mmmm. Beer,&#8221; and more, whenever you crack open a cold one. You can hear &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=7842\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Mmm. Beer.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":22,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-7842","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/22"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=7842"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7842\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=7842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=7842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=7842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}