{"id":8064,"date":"2003-07-27T21:27:32","date_gmt":"2003-07-27T21:27:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/streettech.dreamhosters.com\/?p=8064"},"modified":"2003-07-27T21:27:32","modified_gmt":"2003-07-27T21:27:32","slug":"being-mugged-of-your-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=8064","title":{"rendered":"Being Mugged of Your Future"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Enron. WorldCom. Tyco. Those CEO dudes is scary. Now I\u2019ll walk by a gang-banger and not even blink, but if I see a white guy with a Wall Street Journal, I&#8217;m gonna haul ass in the other direction. If I have to walk by the Arthur Andersen building, I\u2019d rather cut through the damn projects. I mean, you might end up having what you have on today stolen, but at least you won\u2019t be mugged of your future.&#8221; -Comedienne Wanda Sykes<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Enron. WorldCom. Tyco. Those CEO dudes is scary. Now I\u2019ll walk by a gang-banger and not even blink, but if I see a white guy with a Wall Street Journal, I&#8217;m gonna haul ass in the other direction. If I have to walk by the Arthur Andersen building, I\u2019d rather cut through the damn projects. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=8064\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Being Mugged of Your Future&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8064","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8064","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8064"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8064\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8064"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8064"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8064"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}