{"id":8228,"date":"2004-02-13T12:52:53","date_gmt":"2004-02-13T12:52:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/streettech.dreamhosters.com\/?p=8228"},"modified":"2004-02-13T12:52:53","modified_gmt":"2004-02-13T12:52:53","slug":"barbie-and-ken-call-it-quits-why-you-wonder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=8228","title":{"rendered":"Barbie and Ken call it quits, why you wonder?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img src='http:\/\/img.coxnewsweb.com\/B\/08\/49\/50\/image_450498.jpg' align=\"left\"><A href=\"http:\/\/www.news.com.au\/common\/story_page\/0,4057,8668901% 55E1702,00.html\"> NEWS.com.au Article <\/A><\/p>\n<p> <I>&#8220;The couple&#8217;s business manager, Russell Arons, vice president of marketing at Mattel, said that Barbie and Ken &#8220;feel it&#8217;s time to spend some quality time &#8211; apart&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p> &#8216;Like other celebrity couples, their Hollywood romance has come to an end,&#8217; said Arons, who quickly added that the duo &#8216;will remain friends&#8217;.&#8221;<\/I><\/p>\n<p> Why is this a sign of the apocalypse you ask? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because of this follow up <A href=\"http:\/\/biz.yahoo.com\/prnews\/040213\/nyffns1_1.html\">article on yahoo<\/A><\/p>\n<p> <I>&#8220;Did Her Sexual Dysfunction Play a Role?&#8221;<br \/> .<br \/> .<br \/> .<br \/> &#8220;the spark could have been restored to the relationship with just a few drops of non-prescription Zestra(TM) &#8211; the only clinically proven female arousal fluid.&#8221;<br \/> .<br \/> .<br \/> .<br \/> &#8220;The 43-year-old Barbie represents a common age for women to experience a loss of sexual pleasure and satisfaction.&#8221; <\/I><\/p>\n<p> Whats next? Mattel announces Zestra Barbie and Viagra Ken? Or perhaps they will reveal that Barbie and Ken were both homosexual and their relationship was a front for their parents? (shocked parents dolls sold separately)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":23,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8228","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apocalypse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8228","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/23"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8228"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8228\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8228"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8228"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8228"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}