{"id":8332,"date":"2004-08-04T11:28:21","date_gmt":"2004-08-04T11:28:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/streettech.dreamhosters.com\/?p=8332"},"modified":"2004-08-04T11:28:21","modified_gmt":"2004-08-04T11:28:21","slug":"the-retro-encabulator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=8332","title":{"rendered":"The Retro Encabulator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[Ed Note: This video is hysterical. I like how it sorta starts reasoanble and then progressively decays into complete technobabble. -Gareth]<\/p>\n<p> For a number of years work has been proceeding in order to bring<br \/> perfection to the crudely conceived idea of a machine that would not<br \/> only supply inverse reactive current for use in unilateral phase<br \/> detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing<br \/> cardinal grammeters. Check out this fascinating video on the topic. I think I need one for my data center.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><a href = http:\/\/media.ebaumsworld.com\/retro.wmv>Link<\/a href> [WMV Video File]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-entertainment"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}