{"id":8628,"date":"2005-10-19T17:51:04","date_gmt":"2005-10-19T17:51:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/streettech.dreamhosters.com\/?p=8628"},"modified":"2005-10-19T17:51:04","modified_gmt":"2005-10-19T17:51:04","slug":"kills-bird-flu-on-contact","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=8628","title":{"rendered":"Kills Bird Flu on Contact!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"175\" align=\"right\" valign=\"top\" src=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/storypics\/nanomask.jpg\"> From the makers of Ebola Happy Fun Ball, SARS Chew, and Influenza Sticks comes <a href=\"http:\/\/www.buynanomask.com\/\" target=\"new\">NanoMask<\/a>, the nanoparticle-coated filter mask designed to &#8220;arrest and eradicate&#8230;undesirable agents.&#8221; Send before midnight tonight, and they&#8217;ll also toss in a free ebook (&#8220;H5N1 Virus: How to Protect Your Family Against the Coming Pandemic&#8221;), AND if you buy the family pack of 5-color-coded masks, they&#8217;ll throw in a free bottle of snake oi&#8230;er&#8230; ImmunAssure, the &#8220;amazing virus-fighting tablet.&#8221; Wait, I thought the mask had already killed the virus dead on contact. Oh well, best not to think too hard here.<\/p>\n<p> <i>[Thanks, Alberto!]<\/i><\/p>\n<p> [BTW: We made up those other products (Ebola Happy Fun Ball, et al.) We kid the NanoMask people. We kid because we love.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From the makers of Ebola Happy Fun Ball, SARS Chew, and Influenza Sticks comes NanoMask, the nanoparticle-coated filter mask designed to &#8220;arrest and eradicate&#8230;undesirable agents.&#8221; Send before midnight tonight, and they&#8217;ll also toss in a free ebook (&#8220;H5N1 Virus: How to Protect Your Family Against the Coming Pandemic&#8221;), AND if you buy the family pack &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=8628\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Kills Bird Flu on Contact!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apocalypse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}