{"id":8713,"date":"2005-12-13T16:38:42","date_gmt":"2005-12-13T16:38:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/streettech.dreamhosters.com\/?p=8713"},"modified":"2005-12-13T16:38:42","modified_gmt":"2005-12-13T16:38:42","slug":"iso-tremendous-dork","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=8713","title":{"rendered":"ISO: Tremendous Dork"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"200\" align=\"right\" valign=\"top\" src=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/storypics\/dorkContest.jpg\">C&#8217;mon, Street Techies, represent! Gizmodo is running a <a href=\"http:\/\/us.gizmodo.com\/gadgets\/announcements\/gizmodo-dork-picture-contest-update-142841.php\" target=\"new\">contest<\/a> to find the biggest dork photo amongst their readership. We know you got the pictures to prove your pownage!<\/p>\n<p> I wish I had the pic of my son Blake, at 3 or 4, sitting at a Unix dumb terminal at his grandmother&#8217;s &#8220;Deathstar village&#8221; home (one of the neighborhoods around Bell Labs in NJ, where she worked). He&#8217;s in one of those za-zen sitting chairs, holding onto a humongous 3-button mouse, working in a drawing program. He was destined to be a geek. Sorry to out you, son.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C&#8217;mon, Street Techies, represent! Gizmodo is running a contest to find the biggest dork photo amongst their readership. We know you got the pictures to prove your pownage! I wish I had the pic of my son Blake, at 3 or 4, sitting at a Unix dumb terminal at his grandmother&#8217;s &#8220;Deathstar village&#8221; home (one &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=8713\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;ISO: Tremendous Dork&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8713"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8713\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}