{"id":8798,"date":"2006-02-16T18:34:16","date_gmt":"2006-02-16T18:34:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/streettech.dreamhosters.com\/?p=8798"},"modified":"2006-02-16T18:34:16","modified_gmt":"2006-02-16T18:34:16","slug":"talking-stove-were-doomed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=8798","title":{"rendered":"Talking Stove? We&#8217;re DOOMED!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"left\" valign=\"top\" src=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/storypics\/talkingStove.jpg\">First the <a href=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/modules.php?op=modload&#038;name=News&#038;file=article&#038;sid=1002&#038;mode=flat&#038;order=0&#038;thold=0\" target=\"new\">vibrating robo-squirrel<\/a>, now this: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.popgadget.net\/2006\/02\/cooking_stove_w_1.php\" target=\"new\">a stove<\/a>, announced from Sanyo, that offers &#8220;voice navigation.&#8221; The stove allows you to download ringtones over the Net that play to alert you to things like a completed meal, a boiling tea kettle, etc. The stove also offers voice tutorials for newbie cooks. Just what I freakin&#8217; need, my stove launching into &#8220;My Humps&#8221; to let me know that my ravioli is ready! <\/p>\n<p> Okay, I&#8217;m out. Somebody hit me in the head with a frying pan. No, really. I think this one just put me over the top.<\/p>\n<p> [Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.popgadget.com\" target=\"new\">Popgadget<\/a>]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First the vibrating robo-squirrel, now this: a stove, announced from Sanyo, that offers &#8220;voice navigation.&#8221; The stove allows you to download ringtones over the Net that play to alert you to things like a completed meal, a boiling tea kettle, etc. The stove also offers voice tutorials for newbie cooks. Just what I freakin&#8217; need, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=8798\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Talking Stove? We&#8217;re DOOMED!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8798","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apocalypse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8798","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8798"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8798\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8798"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8798"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8798"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}