{"id":8804,"date":"2006-02-18T15:43:30","date_gmt":"2006-02-18T15:43:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/streettech.dreamhosters.com\/?p=8804"},"modified":"2006-02-18T15:43:30","modified_gmt":"2006-02-18T15:43:30","slug":"more-mac-unpacking-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=8804","title":{"rendered":"More Mac Unpacking Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" align=\"right\" valign=\"top\" src=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/storypics\/macBook.jpg\">Here&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/flickr.com\/photos\/andrewescobar\/101215665\/in\/set-72057594066307201\/\" target=\"new\">Flickr set<\/a> showing a MacBook Pro being slowly, lovingly removed from its pretty box and tight, foam protection. Oh yeah. That&#8217;s right. <\/p>\n<p> [And if you don&#8217;t think this is a geek&#8217;s idea of pr0n, look at the comments, like: &#8220;So slim!,&#8221; &#8220;Drool,&#8221; &#8220;HOT!&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a Flickr set showing a MacBook Pro being slowly, lovingly removed from its pretty box and tight, foam protection. Oh yeah. That&#8217;s right. [And if you don&#8217;t think this is a geek&#8217;s idea of pr0n, look at the comments, like: &#8220;So slim!,&#8221; &#8220;Drool,&#8221; &#8220;HOT!&#8221;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8804","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gadgetry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8804","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8804"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8804\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8804"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8804"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8804"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}