{"id":8849,"date":"2006-04-02T19:38:18","date_gmt":"2006-04-02T19:38:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/streettech.dreamhosters.com\/?p=8849"},"modified":"2006-04-02T19:38:18","modified_gmt":"2006-04-02T19:38:18","slug":"all-ipod-buddies-officially-p0wned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=8849","title":{"rendered":"All iPod &#8220;Buddies&#8221; Officially P0wned"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"200\" align=\"right\" valign=\"top\" src=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/storypics\/igoatse.jpg\">If you want to know how much I loath all of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.speckproducts.com\/iguy.html\" target=\"new\">iGuys<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.speckproducts.com\/nano-ikitty.html\" target=\"new\">iKitties<\/a>, and other cutsey-puke iPod &#8220;buddies,&#8221; I&#8217;d rather carry my Pod in one of these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.extraneo.it\/goatse\/goatse_ipod_skin.html\" target=\"new\">iGoatse<\/a> cases than any similar accessory. <\/p>\n<p> So, what is a goatse? You DO NOT want to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=goatse\" target=\"new\">know<\/a>. No seriously. You really <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=goatse\" target=\"new\">DON&#8217;T<\/a>. Let&#8217;s just hope this was an April Fool&#8217;s prank.<\/p>\n<p> [Via <a href=\"http:\/\/wiredblogs.tripod.com\/cultofmac\/index.blog?entry_id=1447656\" target=\"new\">Cult of Mac<\/a>]<\/p>\n<p> <i>(Gee) Thanks, Jay!<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you want to know how much I loath all of the iGuys, iKitties, and other cutsey-puke iPod &#8220;buddies,&#8221; I&#8217;d rather carry my Pod in one of these iGoatse cases than any similar accessory. So, what is a goatse? You DO NOT want to know. No seriously. You really DON&#8217;T. Let&#8217;s just hope this was &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=8849\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;All iPod &#8220;Buddies&#8221; Officially P0wned&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apocalypse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8849"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8849\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}