{"id":8990,"date":"2006-06-08T14:46:44","date_gmt":"2006-06-08T14:46:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/streettech.dreamhosters.com\/?p=8990"},"modified":"2006-06-08T14:46:44","modified_gmt":"2006-06-08T14:46:44","slug":"how-to-get-your-ass-kicked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=8990","title":{"rendered":"How-To: Get Your Ass Kicked"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"200\" align=\"right\" valign=\"top\" src=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/storypics\/superman1.jpg\">More &#8217;70s van-worthy art from Alienware, with their <a href=\"http:\/\/www.alienware.com\/Special_Edition\/Superman\/main.aspx?source=1925\" target=\"new\">&#8220;Daily Planet Edition&#8221;<\/a> PCs and notebooks, emblazoned with vivid Superman imagery. <\/p>\n<p> You better be 12 years old, tops, if you&#8217;re going to show yourself in public with that notebook in tow. Actually, now that I think about it, you&#8217;d likely get the cotton beaten out of you at any age. <\/p>\n<p> <center><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"350\" src=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/storypics\/superman2.jpg\"><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More &#8217;70s van-worthy art from Alienware, with their &#8220;Daily Planet Edition&#8221; PCs and notebooks, emblazoned with vivid Superman imagery. You better be 12 years old, tops, if you&#8217;re going to show yourself in public with that notebook in tow. Actually, now that I think about it, you&#8217;d likely get the cotton beaten out of you &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=8990\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How-To: Get Your Ass Kicked&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8990","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geek"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8990","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8990"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8990\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8990"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8990"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8990"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}