{"id":9312,"date":"2006-11-15T21:23:16","date_gmt":"2006-11-15T21:23:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/streettech.dreamhosters.com\/?p=9312"},"modified":"2006-11-15T21:23:16","modified_gmt":"2006-11-15T21:23:16","slug":"aliens-why-they-hate-us","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=9312","title":{"rendered":"Aliens: Why They Hate Us"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"400\" src=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/storypics\/KFC.jpg\"><\/center> <\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/article\/0,,2-2006530004,00.html\" target=\"new\">This<\/a> giant Colonel Sanders logo was built in a field in Nevada, &#8220;near Area 51,&#8221; to be the first brand visible from space. It took a team of 50 designers, engineers, architects, and scientists (scientists?) to create the image which is over 87,000 sq. feet. It was made to commemorate the new version of KFC&#8217;s logo. He wears an apron now. Gawd, I wish I was making this up. I really do. I think I&#8217;ll go medicate myself and curl up in a fetal position now. <\/p>\n<p> After the jump, see the inevitable photoshopping (from <a href=\"http:\/\/soupytrumpet.com\/?p=239\" target=\"new\">Soupy Trumpet<\/a>) of our intergalactic brothers enjoying some of that opposable flipper-lickin&#8217; goodness of the Colonel. Missing the nuisance of the whole human master\/spokesbot versus domesticated fowl business, they just went ahead and herbed, spiced, and deep fried the old bastard. Now THAT&#8217;s good eatin&#8217; <\/p>\n<p> <i>Thanks, Ron!<\/i> <\/p>\n<p> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.digg.com\/submit\" target=\"new\"> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/digg.com\/img\/badges\/91x17-digg-button-alt.gif\" width=\"91\" height=\"17\" alt=\"Digg!\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> <center><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/storypics\/kfc2.jpg\"><\/center> <\/p>\n<p> <center><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/storypics\/kfc3.jpg\"><\/center> <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9312","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apocalypse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9312","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9312"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9312\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9312"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9312"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9312"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}