{"id":9657,"date":"2007-07-25T23:07:57","date_gmt":"2007-07-25T23:07:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/streettech.dreamhosters.com\/?p=9657"},"modified":"2007-07-25T23:07:57","modified_gmt":"2007-07-25T23:07:57","slug":"and-you-thought-your-last-cavity-search-was-thorough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=9657","title":{"rendered":"And you thought your last cavity search was thorough"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" align=\"right\" valign=\"top\" src=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/storypics\/xposed.jpg\">You know what&#8217;s really, really sad is how much trouble <a href=\"http:\/\/zedomax.com\/blog\/2007\/07\/25\/show-what-is-in-your-bag\/\" target=\"new\">this<\/a> tote bag would really, really get you into if you tried to take it onto a plane. Remember the scene in Lily Tomlin&#8217;s &#8220;The Search for Intelligent Life in the Universe,&#8221; where she&#8217;s trying to explain to her &#8220;space buddies&#8221; the different between a Warhol painting of a soup can and a can of soup? Welcome to a similar search. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.digg.com\/submit\" target=\"new\"> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/digg.com\/img\/badges\/91x17-digg-button-alt.gif\" width=\"91\" height=\"17\" alt=\"Digg!\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what&#8217;s really, really sad is how much trouble this tote bag would really, really get you into if you tried to take it onto a plane. Remember the scene in Lily Tomlin&#8217;s &#8220;The Search for Intelligent Life in the Universe,&#8221; where she&#8217;s trying to explain to her &#8220;space buddies&#8221; the different between a &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/streettech.com\/?p=9657\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;And you thought your last cavity search was thorough&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-9657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-apocalypse"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9657"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9657\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/streettech.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}