Being Mugged of Your Future

“Enron. WorldCom. Tyco. Those CEO dudes is scary. Now I’ll walk by a gang-banger and not even blink, but if I see a white guy with a Wall Street Journal, I’m gonna haul ass in the other direction. If I have to walk by the Arthur Andersen building, I’d rather cut through the damn projects. I mean, you might end up having what you have on today stolen, but at least you won’t be mugged of your future.” -Comedienne Wanda Sykes