Barbie and Ken call it quits, why you wonder?

NEWS.com.au Article

“The couple’s business manager, Russell Arons, vice president of marketing at Mattel, said that Barbie and Ken “feel it’s time to spend some quality time – apart”.

‘Like other celebrity couples, their Hollywood romance has come to an end,’ said Arons, who quickly added that the duo ‘will remain friends’.”

Why is this a sign of the apocalypse you ask?