There are some things money can’t buy, for everything else, there’s MasterCard — for things like Geiger Alien plushy face huggers!
Watch your Internet date run screaming from your bedroom when she finds one of these babies nestled between the bed pillows. Ah…good times, good times.
And while you’re at it, you may want to toss a chest burster into your virtual shopping cart too. I smell baby shower present!