Kills Bird Flu on Contact!

From the makers of Ebola Happy Fun Ball, SARS Chew, and Influenza Sticks comes NanoMask, the nanoparticle-coated filter mask designed to “arrest and eradicate…undesirable agents.” Send before midnight tonight, and they’ll also toss in a free ebook (“H5N1 Virus: How to Protect Your Family Against the Coming Pandemic”), AND if you buy the family pack of 5-color-coded masks, they’ll throw in a free bottle of snake oi…er… ImmunAssure, the “amazing virus-fighting tablet.” Wait, I thought the mask had already killed the virus dead on contact. Oh well, best not to think too hard here.

[Thanks, Alberto!]

[BTW: We made up those other products (Ebola Happy Fun Ball, et al.) We kid the NanoMask people. We kid because we love.]