Just in time for the holidays comes this lovely new fashion accessory for every apocalyptic paranoid on your gift list. It’s a Micro Bomb Detector, a serious little key fob thingy that’ll alert you to the presence of an RDD (Radiological Dispersal Device), a.k.a. a “dirty bomb.” Pair one of these little stocking stuffers with an avian flu nano-mask and you’ll clearly be telling your loved ones: “There are plenty of gadgets like these to keep us safe during the coming dark ages.”