Talking Stove? We’re DOOMED!

First the vibrating robo-squirrel, now this: a stove, announced from Sanyo, that offers “voice navigation.” The stove allows you to download ringtones over the Net that play to alert you to things like a completed meal, a boiling tea kettle, etc. The stove also offers voice tutorials for newbie cooks. Just what I freakin’ need, my stove launching into “My Humps” to let me know that my ravioli is ready!

Okay, I’m out. Somebody hit me in the head with a frying pan. No, really. I think this one just put me over the top.

[Via Popgadget]