Which John Shirley novel was it where people walked around with sat TV feeds crawling all over the surface of their clothing? I think it was City Come A-Walkin’ Anyway, we’re one step closer to that surreality with these “interactive clothes” with “flexible micro-screen” electronics stitched into them, from Uranium-Jeans. Euro purchasers of the garments can have them pre-wired with scrolling phrases, icons, and shapes, or custom-designed on the website at purchase. And they can update their clothes’ screens via phone text messaging. The first Uranium-Jeans store has opened in St. Tropez (natch), with a second due to open in LA later this year (natch 2.0).
Um… I have a question: Does a woman with THAT body need to advertise that she’s “SINGLE” (that’s what’s scrolling across her ass) and have a flashing red rose on her back?