Frog Dissection Kit as a Fashion Statement

Jack Spade, preferred clothier of preppified metrosexuals everywhere, has a Frog Dissection Kit for sale in their stores, complete with a real vacuum-seal formaldehyde frogger, ready for you to deconstruct.

Gross. I mean, I’m all for so-bad-it’s-good grade school nostalgia, but what’s next, 21 Club serving tainted Salisbury steak and succotash on cracked fiberglass trays to bring back those precious lunchroom memories?

[Via Cool Hunting]