Be Your Own ‘Lectric Achilles!

2004 is the year of the senseless electric vehicle, and here’s another entry into the class: the Easy Glider, which is an electric monowheel that drags the rider (?) behind it, traveling 15-20 miles on a charge. Designed primarily to pull people wearing roller blades or riding a skateboard, it can also be fixed with the “Char” (I’m not kidding), a two-wheeled platform reminiscent of a chariot. Imagine the fun you could have on one of these having races around the parking lot at work — especially if you used office chairs instead of roller blades! Cost is around $1000, with the first units arriving in Europe late this summer, arriving in the US probably never.

via Gizmodo

Ultimate Turnkey X-Box Mod

FriendTech Computer has got an absolutely awesome looking modded Xbox for sale: they open it up and pop in a 1.48 GHz Celeron, add S-Video Out, upgrade to Dobly 5.1 surround sound, throw in some extra RAM and do all the other modifications necessary to turn it into an out-of-the-box media machine. It’ll play back MP3, MPEG, DivX, Ogg and all that, and can do quite a bit more since it’s possible to load third party software on it. The only thing missing is a hard-drive, which can be self-installed up to 120 GB. And with just a flick of the switch the whole unit goes back to being an ordinary Xbox capable of playing ordinary games, with the only downside being that it doesn’t work well on Xbox Live. The upgrade costs $479, or you can just buy one for $579. Other kits are available from $70 up if you’re a DIYer.

Downloading Replaces Democracy?

According to Screensavers.com, there may be a hint of the results of elections to come on the basis of who is downloading what screensaver or wallpaper for their PC:

Date Bush Kerry
May 11-17 55% 45%
May 5-10 47% 53%
April 28-May 4 63% 37%
April 21-27 59% 41%
April 14-20 57% 43%
April 7-13 60% 40%
April 1-6 51% 49%

…or it could be that those who want to see the face of their preferred candidate on their desktop every day are more absorbed in appearences than focused on the issues, and won’t bother to show up at the polls. You choose.

Tablet PCs Doomed

Once hyped through a multi-million dollar ad campaign from Microsoft as the Next Big Thing in mobile computing, Tablet PCs have so far failed to catch on with most computer users. C|Net takes a look at tablet PCs success so far, and finds that the only real movement towards tablets is happening in “vertical” markets like medicine. While the tone of the piece suggests that there is strong growth potential in this area, I’m going to stick to my original position on tablet PCs and say that they are expensive, pointless, and ultimately will lose out to less expensive regular laptops in the consumer market, and lose out to handhelds in the vertical market.

Gmail Hype

One sure way to create a buzz around a new product is scarcity. Another is to violate standards of privacy. Both of these have been used to full advantage by the otherwise unremarkable GMail, the free email service from Google. The latest BS to come out of the ad machine at Google is this Wired piece about how some people are selling their Gmail accounts (or invitations to accounts?) on eBay or trading them on some new service called GmailSwap. It should be noted that all it takes to get “invited” to get an email account from Gmail is to have an active blog with Google subsidiary Blogger. I’m going to try to set up a few dozen accounts right now and see if I can’t raise enough money for next month’s rent, or at least trade some accounts for some chocolate covered cicadas.

Torvalds Admits He Didn’t Write Linux

“OK, I admit it. I was just a front man for the real fathers of Linux: the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus. They (for obvious reasons) couldn’t step forward to admit that they had gotten bitten by the computer bug and had been developing a series of operating systems on their own during the off-season.”

So says Linus Torvalds, previously credited with writing a key componant of the GNU/Linux operating system. He was responding to claims that he plagiarized it all by the Alexis de Tocqueville Institute, funded by Microsoft.

Cyborg-in-Chief Involved in Gaming Novel Soundtrack

Warning: Shameless Self Promotion Ahead:

The news is official today, so I thought I’d share it here. Frighteningly-creative composer/musician John Bergin and I have created a soundtrack to Traitor General, the forthcoming Gaunt’s Ghosts novel by Dan Abnett. The Gaunt series takes place in the world of the popular tabletop sci-fi wargame Warhammer 40,000. Along with the regular paperback version of the book, there’ll be a leatherbound special edition with our 73-minute soundtrack included. I’m psyched. I think the CD came out really well.

Check out the Black Library’s News Page for more info and a sample of one of the tracks: “There Are No Miracles (Only Men).”

For the more digitally-inclined gamer, THQ is working on a real-time 40K strategy game, called Dawn of War, using the Relic 3D engine. So far, it looks pretty great and looks like it captures the tabletop experience better than previous stinkers like Chaos Gate and Final Liberation.

The End Of Minidisc…And The CD?

All the press on the Playstation Portable these last couple days has focused primarily on hardware, and while no doubt the specs of the game machine are great with its ability to play Playstation 2 quality games and movies and whatnot, I wonder if there’s something bigger in the announcement: the rise of the UMD.

The UMD, or Universal Media Disk, is what PSP games will be stored on, and Sony’s already looking to get movies and music on them too, for playback on the PSP. But the name itself suggests that there may be even bigger plans for this little disk. If Sony can put its weight behind media distribution on this format of disk it could be the beginning of a new media format for all sorts of portable media playback devices. Holding 1.8 gigs of music or movies, which is 2.5 times a CD and almost twice the capacity of the biggest Minidisc, UMD could easily take over the Minidisc, Microdrive and flash MP3 market, and make a big splash in the new area of portable video playback devices.

Of course, this could all be undercut by Sony’s new adherance to proprietary formats and DRM. The Minidisc never really took off in the US because it couldn’t compete with the speed and convenience of MP3 players that don’t require complicated translation of one format to another. Sony’s decision to limit playback on MD players to only ATRAC3+ encoded tunes instantly relegated the MD player to Betamax status: better technology doomed to the trash heap.

There’s a lot of promise in Sony’s new UMD. To capitalize on it Sony will have to license it broadly and minimize restrictions on playback formats, allowing for manufacturers to use them for MPEGs or MP3s as they like. If Sony decides to do that (which is unlikely) they will surely have a steady revenue from devices and media licenses that will exceed any brief profits they may derive from limiting the disk to playback of proprietary formats only.