“Enron. WorldCom. Tyco. Those CEO dudes is scary. Now I’ll walk by a gang-banger and not even blink, but if I see a white guy with a Wall Street Journal, I’m gonna haul ass in the other direction. If I have to walk by the Arthur Andersen building, I’d rather cut through the damn projects. I mean, you might end up having what you have on today stolen, but at least you won’t be mugged of your future.” -Comedienne Wanda Sykes
Mutating Windows Spam
After adding a new service pack to my Windows 2000 install, I started to get embarassing popup spam when on the net. I don’t even know this Jennifer woman, I tell my wife. Anyway, here’s the disable protocol, which I finally bothered to look up:
Internet Privacy for Dummies :: Online Resources for Readers of Internet Privacy for Dummies:
“Disabling Windows Messenger Service Windows 2000
- Click the Start Button
- Choose Settings > Control Panel
- Double-click ‘Administrative Tools’ and
- double-click on ‘Services’
- Scroll down and right-click on ‘Messenger’
- Choose Properties
- Click the ‘Stop’ button to turn the Messenger service off
- Change the ‘Startup type’ to ‘Disabled’ to keep it from restarting when you reboot
- Click OK and you’re done “
The Cybergrrrls Are Dropping Like Flies
Street Tech pal Mark Frauenfelder emailed me with the sad news that another friend from the bad ol’ days of the SF cyberculture scene has died. Jessica Grace Wing, bOING bOING’s music editor (when it was a print zine), lost her battle with colon cancer on July 19. She was only 31 years old!
Jessica and I worked together on the Happy Mutant Handbook. We did the "Mutant Music Makers" reviews. She was a beautiful, captivating presence, one of those people who seemed to ooze cosmic mysteries and unbridled creativity. She was a writer, Web designer, dancer, musician, short-film director, sound designer (she worked on Todd Solondz’ film Happiness), and composer. She moved to the Big Applet in 1997 and became a successful Off-Broadway composer. Her first musical, entitled Lost, will premiere at the New York International Fringe Festival in August.
Playbill Online has a short obit. You can find out more about her work at her website Warmblooded.
Okay, could friends stop dying now? I feel old enough as it is! Thanks.
They Might Be Gigantic
A nice pr piece by Apple on the TMBG documentary, Gigantic.
Through many slow nights in front of indifferent club audiences, TMBG persisted, themselves indifferent enough to fame to just keep playing. John Flansburgh’s career advice? “If you want to have a creative life, don’t be too calculating. Don’t worry so much about copyrighting your song when no one even knows it. There is inherent value and excitement in having your stuff in the world. Get your stuff out there!”
Starting from Scratch
I am installing a new laptop harddrive for the third time in three months. It’s a long boring story. Anyway, here is my list of essential freeware (all of it googleable) that I plan to reinstall.
gaim
putty
mozilla
explorer updates
winmedia updates
win2k updates
open office: I only need Word to open wordperfect files that I keep getting (Utah is the former home of WordPerfect)
nvivo
palm desktop
irfanview
gimp
gtk
cms disk cleaner
netstumbler
ws_ftple
iceows
winamp
razor
cdex
dvix
Gimp for windows
Matrix html editor
Notetab lite
Audacity
handful of batch files.
This time around I’m burning a cd with all of these in one place, so that recovery will be a little quicker the next time.
What’s on your list of essential Windows freeware?
St. Jude Beautified
Jude Milhon, a.k.a. St. Jude, one of the founders of Mondo 2000 magazine has died of cancer. St. Jude was a legend in SF and the hacker community, a trailblazer in the chicks-with-modems world and in the world of cyberculture publishing. She was a chaotic attractor, whip-smart, talented, funny, and deeply weird.
A few random reminiscences:
* She came to visit me in DC (in 1991?) and walked into my home office and saw two non-color monitors. She freaked. “Ack!, what are you doing?! The world’s not in black and white, why would you want your computers to be?” She seemed genuinely disturbed that a Mondo editor would still be living in a B&W version of cyberspace.
* She came to DC to be on a panel I moderated for Filmfest DC on the influence of cyberpunk lit on film. She was having terrible stage fright. At one point, somebody in the audience asked the panel (Jude, Mark Dery, Mark Pauline, D.A. Therrien and me) if we were more comfortable in “the real world” or would we rather be in cyberspace? We all began to say “the real world,” except Jude who blurted out: “CYBERSPACE! I *really* want to be in cyberspace!” And you could tell she really meant it.
* I have this hysterical image in my mind of the party after the Filmfest talk of Patch Adams chasing Jude around trying to give her a hug. She was WAY not into it. She didn’t strike me as the touchy-feely type, and especially didn’t want a hug from a big, dirty hippie/doctor/clown. They ran out of the front door of the house, Jude yelling and flailing her arms, Patch with a big pucker on his lips, cackling maniacally. It was such a bizarre, Fellini-esque moment.
* My last thought is more an RU Sirius story, but involves Jude. I’d been sending and resending an article to both of them via email and they kept losing it. Finally I called RU to complain: “How can you guys be so f-ing spacey? I thought you all take smart drugs.” Without skipping a beat, he said: “Yeah, but you don’t know what we were like BEFORE we started on the smart drugs.”
Street Tech Webmaster Tim Tate wrote this morning to say: “If it weren’t for Mondo 2000, I’d never have heard of you.” So thanks Jude. You were always good at connecting the dots. You’ll definitely live on in the heavenly 1s and 0s.
WiFi fun

Build a wireless antenna from a Nalley’s Big Chunk Stew can. This great page also includes a WiFi antenna shootout.
“Billing Issues” Email Scams
I’ve been noticing a growing trend in email scams that I wanted to point out to those who may not have seen it yet, or who may not to be savvy enough to spot spoofed messages.
I’ve recently gotten “Billing/Account Problem” emails from Amazon, eBay, PayPal, and Earthlink (to name just the few I can think of at the moment). The email addresses and website links look legit, and if you click on the links, you’re taken to a site page that looks legit. They’re not. It’s a credit card/password trap.
The emails usually say things like: There’s a problem with your billing information, or You have to update your billing information, or We changed servers and we lost your account info. They say that if you don’t log on right away and fix the problem, your account will be terminated.
Don’s fall for this. Don’t even take the link. If you think a message like this even MIGHT be legit, it’s easy to find out. Just go directly to the site and check your account info. If it’s not a scam, they’ll likely be a notice about any real account problems on the site itself. And if you go to the site’s message boards, you’ll see plenty of info about the scams, along with the hard luck stories of those who’ve fallen for them.
It’s really sad to think of all of the people who must be falling for this. Email all of your non-geek relatives (those friends and family members who are still falling for those Internet chain mailings and who are still circulating the “Save NPR!” petition)
BS Shoveling Machine
Deloitte Consulting has released a free program called Bullfighter which attaches itself to Word or PowerPoint and offers writers a gentle reprimand when they get caught up in meaningless jargon like “mindshare” and “leverage”. The software offers suggestions for alternate phrasing and, much like Street Tech’s own BS Detector, calculates a “Bull Composite Index” for the document. The software is available at the Deloitte Consulting web site and requires Word or PowerPoint 2000 or XP.
New Sony PDA; WiFi, BT, Camera…
Sony has announced yet another PDA in a completely new form factor; the UX50 is similar to the Sharp Zaurus 760 in that it has a keyboard and flip around 480×320 screen, but the Sony runs Palm OS5, has 16 megs of usable RAM (with 22 megs of ROM) plus internal 802.11b and Bluetooth, and a low-res digicam. It also plays MP3 or MPEG from the MemoryStick slot. All of this packed into a case about 4″ x 3″ x .7″. Price is expected in the $500-$600 range.
Update: More details have become available since the original posting, namely that the price is going to be $700 for the UX50, $600 for the UX40 (without WiFi), and that the RAM is actually “104 megs” according to some sources, though none of those sources adequately explain how that’s true — 16 megs is available for programs, 22 megs for “media storage” such as pics and MP3, and the remainder presumably for data backup and OS storage. Memory can be expanded with the new Memory Stick Pro with up to 1 gig sticks (maybe more in the future.)
