Steven Berlin Johnson geeks out with his stereo.

Steven B. Johnson, author of Emergence and former Feed honcho, describes his six-channel sound system in loving detail, and basically invites every thug in New York to come rip off his new Plasma TV.

Unfortunately, it’s very hard to track down true surround disks of music that I actually like — it seems like there are only about 100 SACD disks released thus far, and many of them only have two-channel mixes on them. But this past weekend I managed to get my hands on a six-channel SACD of Beck’s lovely Sea Change, which was already on heavy rotation in my house in its two-channel presentation. Apparently, the mix was done by surround legend Elliot Scheiner, and it’s certainly an aggressive approach. Some surround mixes keep most of the instruments and vocals up front, and just use the rear speakers for ambient noise and reverb, etc. Scheiner’s remix of Sea Change spreads the instruments around you: a clavinet behind your right ear, a bank of strings hovering in the middle of the room, a hammond organ swirling around the entire space. Hearing an album you’ve enjoyed for a while in stereo remixed this boldly is a revelation: you hear all the little details with an astonishing clarity.

Extreme X-box!

Tired of wimpy vibrations coming from your game console? Add the X-Shok to your controllers to give yourself a 20,000 volt jolt every time you get hit in Mortal Combat!

More Woo-Woo, This Time from Bubb Rubb

So we’ve had a dearth of news items these last few days. That’s because everyone at StreetTech labs is obsessed with making their own cool rap songs from a random little flash audimation (?) called The Official Bubb Rubb Soundboard. To appreciate it, you have to see a local Bay Area news clip about a new car mod called a “whister” that makes the exhaust into a really annoying siren. The news clip features Bubb Rubb in his on-camera debut. After seeing that clip Long Island Supra decided to make a DIY flash-based rap-machine with a little 50 Cent in the background. It’s fun for about 3.8 seconds, but mostly just a lesson in why one should never get in front of a local news camera.

2001: Blog, 2003: LLog

According to CNN.com Defense Dept. funding arm DARPA is pursuing technology that would allow a person to record everything they do — every sight and sound, every contact, every vital sign, and every interaction with another person or computer. DARPA claims the system, called LifeLog, would have nothing to do with recent moves towards data mining for national security, though the uses for that purpose are pretty obvious. Right now though, the system is being designed for those who agree to wear a camera and other sensors, ostensibly as a way for people to better remember their Kodak moments.

Portable TiVo Also Runs Word

CNet has a first look at the Toshiba Satellite 5205-S705, which is a tricked out Pentium 4 laptop running Microsoft Windows XP Media Center OS. The laptop has an internal TV tuner, 15″ UXGA display, 60 gig HD, and DVD burner. The laptop can be plugged into the TV for watching recorded programs, or taken on the road for mobile entertainment. Oh yeah, it can also use regular XP programs, if you have to do work (ick!). Price is around $2700.

GPS Watch For DINKs

If you’re still loaded with cash during this recession, and have the leisure time for golf or sailing, you might want to check out Suunto‘s new line of GPS watches. The M9 and G9 are for marine use and golf use respectively. They provide unique funtions for each sport; the G9 counts strokes and calculates the length of your drives, while the M9 has a man-overboard feature that sets the exact position of your crewman’s departure from the boat so you can come back to get him (when you’re done with your Bloody Mary, of course). Both use internal GPS receivers to calculate your position within 3 feet, and can track way points and speed, etc. Both watches also include alitimeter, barometer and tilt-corrected compass functions (the latter being particularly important since a GPS cannot tell you direction unless you’re moving). Street price for the M9 is around $650, for the G9 around $725. GPS watches from Suunto for real sports like mountaineering are expected soon.

PDA Watch Pre-Order

Fossil will soon be releasing three versions of its Palm OS-based watch — a plastic “sport” model, a metal-band model and a leather band model (pictured). Each has 2 megs of RAM, runs Palm OS 4.1 on a 33MHz Dragonball chip, and has a 1.4″ 16-shade grayscale 160×160 touchscreen, with a tiny stylus built-in to the band. The watches also have a USB port for syncing and IR port for communicating with laptops or POPping email via cell phone. Available exclusively from Amazon for $295, shipping June 30th.

New Color Wireless PDA

RIM, maker of one of the most widely lauded wireless communication devices, has released a new color version of their handheld for the European market. The RIM 7230 combines a tri-band GSm cell phone and PDA features with a text-messaging/email focused device. It also runs Java for 3rd party applications. Check Infosync for more specs and hi-res pics.

Playstation with DVD-R/TiVO

Sony has announced a new version of the Playstation 2 will be released before x-mas in Japan, and later in the US. The PSX, as it is called, will be based on the same chipset for gaming as the Playstation 2, but adds significant new features, inlcluding a TV tuner and 120 GB hard drive for TiVo functionality, a DVD-R (or DVD+R?) for archiving programs and ethernet connectivity. Price is unknown, but expect around $499 initial price at least. Check PSX Extreme for pics.